You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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