i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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