How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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