And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize