If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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