Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
babies were throwing up all over the place
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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