is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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