i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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