hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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