I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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