Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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