She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
This baby is an asshole
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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