fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we're making bets on your personal life
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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