I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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