Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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