Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
