apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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