I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think people are normalizing furries
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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