My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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