yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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