We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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