So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
