I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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