Your tits are I can't wait for
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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