Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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