have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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