I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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