what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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