dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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