were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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