Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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