I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
