you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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