Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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