I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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