your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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