Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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