She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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