How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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