Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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