He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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