just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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