I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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