they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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