so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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