Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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