I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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