how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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