I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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