Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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