White coat. Heels.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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