I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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