At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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