Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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