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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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