there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need a beard to bite.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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