you guys were way drunker than both of me
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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