i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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