You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have aggressive nipples.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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